do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT


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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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Life hack


If you accidentally make a bad pun, don’t try to fix it by simply saying ‘no pun intended’. You will seem weak. Instead, tell everybody that it was ‘punintentional’. By doing this, you have made a pun to apologise for making a pun. Nobody will know what to do, giving you complete power and dominance. Everything you do from now on will be, dare I say, punexpected

(via just-give-it-time)